Anyone who knew me in elementary school knows why I have a special place in my heart for this robot.
Tags: Robot, robot uprising, Rubik's Cube
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After years of hard work, my ship has finally come in.
Google sent me a check for $110.15 yesterday.
As promised, all readers of this blog will enjoy the spoils of victory with me. In a past post I promised that I would treat all my readers to $100 worth of lunch when Google sent me my first check. Well, that day is here, so we gotta go to lunch somewhere, and I’m paying… sort of.
If we have ten people show up, then everyone will get a $10 discount on their bill. If 20 show up, then we all get $5.
Simple.
The date of the lunch will be one week from today, Feb. 4th, 2010.
The place of the lunch will be a little more difficult to determine.
So, please submit your location suggestions in the comments area. I will make the final decision the day before the luncheon.
Please use the following guidelines in order to give your suggestion the best chance of being selected:
- Keep it moderately priced. I’m not talking McDonalds here, but I’m not going to Houston’s either. I’m rarely in the mood for a $17 sandwich or a $15 salad.
- Keep it centrally located. I’m thinking we all have easy access to Addison. If you don’t have easy access to Addison, post the location you will be coming from along with your suggestion. I’ll do my best to consider your input.
- Keep it fairly quick. We don’t want to go to a place that doesn’t understand the lunch rush. Some of us have jobs to get back to.
Anyone that wants to come to lunch can come, but the rule is that they have to read about it here first. So if you want to invite someone, just send them a link to this post. If they read it, they qualify.
Well, that’s all I can think of now. Can’t wait to see you all.
Tags: Free Lunch, Google Ads
Beware of this bag.
My wife bought two just the other day and told me I could take them to work. I thought it would be no big deal. It’s really not that big of a bag. It isn’t intimidating. Unfortunately, I have underestimated it’s power.
I came in this morning and set the bag on the community snack shelf. The snack shelf is a place where nice people like me and my coworkers can contribute to the greater good by providing unhealthy and/or tasty snacks for the entire development group here at my company. Since we are about 40 people strong, the snack shelf usually sees a lot of activity.
But nothing like today. Poppycock has taken over.
I’ve had three servings already, and it’s not even 3 o’clock. One of my nice coworkers has told me that the snack shelf resembles a “crack lever”. It was then explained that a “crack lever” is a lever put into rat cages in laboratories. The lever would be pulled by the rats, and a serving of crack would come to the rat. It was quickly discovered that the rats would just keep pulling the “crack lever” over and over again until they died a horrific death from overdosing on crack.
Poppycock is our crack.
To say this stuff tastes good is an understatement. It’s obscenely good.
Don’t buy it. If you do, you will eat it all and then hate yourself in the morning.
You have been warned.
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