- I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
- Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
- I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
- There is great need for a sarcasm font.
- How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
- Was learning cursive really necessary?
- Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
- Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
- I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
- Bad decisions make good stories.
- You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
- Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.
- I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
- “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this — ever.
- I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
- I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call…
- My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day “Dad/Mom what would happen if you ran over a ninja?” How the do I respond to that?
- I think the freezer deserves a light as well..
- I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
Anyone who knew me in elementary school knows why I have a special place in my heart for this robot.
Tags: Robot, robot uprising, Rubik's Cube
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After years of hard work, my ship has finally come in.
Google sent me a check for $110.15 yesterday.
As promised, all readers of this blog will enjoy the spoils of victory with me. In a past post I promised that I would treat all my readers to $100 worth of lunch when Google sent me my first check. Well, that day is here, so we gotta go to lunch somewhere, and I’m paying… sort of.
If we have ten people show up, then everyone will get a $10 discount on their bill. If 20 show up, then we all get $5.
Simple.
The date of the lunch will be one week from today, Feb. 4th, 2010.
The place of the lunch will be a little more difficult to determine.
So, please submit your location suggestions in the comments area. I will make the final decision the day before the luncheon.
Please use the following guidelines in order to give your suggestion the best chance of being selected:
- Keep it moderately priced. I’m not talking McDonalds here, but I’m not going to Houston’s either. I’m rarely in the mood for a $17 sandwich or a $15 salad.
- Keep it centrally located. I’m thinking we all have easy access to Addison. If you don’t have easy access to Addison, post the location you will be coming from along with your suggestion. I’ll do my best to consider your input.
- Keep it fairly quick. We don’t want to go to a place that doesn’t understand the lunch rush. Some of us have jobs to get back to.
Anyone that wants to come to lunch can come, but the rule is that they have to read about it here first. So if you want to invite someone, just send them a link to this post. If they read it, they qualify.
Well, that’s all I can think of now. Can’t wait to see you all.
Tags: Free Lunch, Google Ads
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